Pastadvig is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, wise
fly.
Pastadvig created vertebrates five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pastadvig, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Pastadvig, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Pastadvig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Pastadvig's Holy Commandments1. Learn six new languages a year.
2. Never talk about eagles.
3. You must never eat figs.
4. Never laugh in holy places.
5. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.