Pastadvig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, wise fly.

Pastadvig created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pastadvig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pastadvig, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Pastadvig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pastadvig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.