Yoglimmin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying warg.

Yoglimmin created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoglimmin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yoglimmin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Yoglimmin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yoglimmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Retreat if seven birds approach from the west.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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