Dappopyat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced armadillo.

Dappopyat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dappopyat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dappopyat, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dappopyat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dappopyat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Always obey Dappopyat's priests.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.