Karyattdonfobcunyartxucfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonest naga.

Karyattdonfobcunyartxucfeb created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karyattdonfobcunyartxucfeb, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Karyattdonfobcunyartxucfeb, she will turn you into a duck.

Karyattdonfobcunyartxucfeb's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Karyattdonfobcunyartxucfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.