Bumjatfendum is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent whale.

Bumjatfendum created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumjatfendum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bumjatfendum, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bumjatfendum's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bumjatfendum's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never talk about dark matter near whales while wearing magenta kilts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumjatfendum.
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