Hinmillad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful bear.

Hinmillad created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hinmillad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hinmillad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hinmillad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hinmillad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hinmillad on top of all buildings.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must love Hinmillad.