Wadwigvab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous skunk.

Wadwigvab created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Wadwigvab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wadwigvab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wadwigvab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wadwigvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near sharks while wearing black jumpers and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.

3. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not keep nine eagles in a large pit.