Bedkomrip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fast dolphin.

Bedkomrip created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Bedkomrip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bedkomrip, it will send you a sign.

Bedkomrip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bedkomrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near horses while wearing orange jumpers and balancing five zinc spheres on your arms.

3. Never think about optics near frogs while wearing indigo coats and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.