Ranruljenzodratjap is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, almighty bear.

Ranruljenzodratjap created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Ranruljenzodratjap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ranruljenzodratjap, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ranruljenzodratjap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ranruljenzodratjap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ranruljenzodratjap first in all things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ranruljenzodratjap loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about gravity near dolphins while wearing orange ear rings and balancing four iron spheres on your face.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.