Libged is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate troll.

Libged created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Libged, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Libged, she will turn you into a snail.

Libged's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Libged's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Always share bananas with strangers, but never with frogs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.