Monganmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable warg.

Monganmeg created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monganmeg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Monganmeg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Monganmeg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Monganmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six titanium sculptures of Monganmeg on top of important buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Monganmeg.