Damkintig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, weak weasel.

Damkintig created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Damkintig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Damkintig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Damkintig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Damkintig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about comets.