Sabnart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive weasel.

Sabnart created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sabnart, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sabnart, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sabnart's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Sabnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Sabnart on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about archaea.