Bet is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless rat.

Bet created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bet, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bet, it will not invite you to parties.

Bet's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must love Bet.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Hide if six moths approach from the east.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.