Metzedrap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty raven.

Metzedrap created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Metzedrap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Metzedrap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Metzedrap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Metzedrap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Put Metzedrap first in all things.

5. Do not shave your legs.