Milzimdob is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive mongoose.

Milzimdob created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Milzimdob, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Milzimdob, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Milzimdob's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Milzimdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near tortoises while wearing red corsets and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.

2. Run away from yellow nematodes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Milzimdob must be the most important thing in your life.