Cetguprut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unthinking wyrm.

Cetguprut created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetguprut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cetguprut, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cetguprut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cetguprut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.