Goddussid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, intelligent horse.

Goddussid created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Goddussid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Goddussid, she will remove you from existence.

Goddussid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Goddussid's Holy Commandments

1. Goddussid loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always take life seriously.