Largfudmigmad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish crane.

Largfudmigmad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largfudmigmad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Largfudmigmad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Largfudmigmad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Largfudmigmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near tortoises while wearing fawn shirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Run away if five moths approach from the west.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Do not shave your feet.