Quamflyyogloopfastalflag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless naga.

Quamflyyogloopfastalflag created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Quamflyyogloopfastalflag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Quamflyyogloopfastalflag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quamflyyogloopfastalflag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Quamflyyogloopfastalflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Retreat if nine bats approach from the east.
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