Mippombad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome hippopotamus.

Mippombad created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mippombad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mippombad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Mippombad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mippombad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mippombad.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Never eat green fruit.