Nurwegtab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing armadillo.

Nurwegtab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurwegtab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurwegtab, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nurwegtab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nurwegtab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Worship no other gods but Nurwegtab.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.