Wegcimlarp is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient fairy.

Wegcimlarp created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcimlarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wegcimlarp, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wegcimlarp's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wegcimlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wegcimlarp.

5. Always obey Wegcimlarp's priests.