Nullaktetti is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, quiet mouse.

Nullaktetti created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullaktetti, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nullaktetti, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nullaktetti's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nullaktetti's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed apples to aardvarks while wearing magenta corsets.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. You must love Nullaktetti.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.