Cepominpid Tailzedsak Larptimmil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witless chinchilla.

Cepominpid Tailzedsak Larptimmil created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepominpid Tailzedsak Larptimmil, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepominpid Tailzedsak Larptimmil, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cepominpid Tailzedsak Larptimmil's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cepominpid Tailzedsak Larptimmil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry bats.