Gudjensug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome hedgehog.

Gudjensug created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudjensug, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudjensug, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gudjensug's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gudjensug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gudjensug on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Never eat bark.