Pidcarbon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid salamander.

Pidcarbon created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidcarbon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pidcarbon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pidcarbon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pidcarbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Always obey Pidcarbon's priests.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.