Flagsakcib is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awesome wyrm.

Flagsakcib created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagsakcib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flagsakcib, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flagsakcib's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Flagsakcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flagsakcib's priests.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.