Gepmilxin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, cheerful porpoise.

Gepmilxin created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepmilxin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gepmilxin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gepmilxin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gepmilxin's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gepmilxin.

3. Do not take Gepmilxin's name in vain.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear rings.