Cabbemkim Limdapvid is a god.
It takes the form of a large, effective
wren.
Cabbemkim Limdapvid created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cabbemkim Limdapvid, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Cabbemkim Limdapvid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Cabbemkim Limdapvid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Cabbemkim Limdapvid's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Cabbemkim Limdapvid.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cabbemkim Limdapvid in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
5. Never talk about fire.