Cabbemkim Limdapvid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective wren.

Cabbemkim Limdapvid created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbemkim Limdapvid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cabbemkim Limdapvid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cabbemkim Limdapvid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cabbemkim Limdapvid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cabbemkim Limdapvid.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cabbemkim Limdapvid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never talk about fire.