Armsadmon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage scorpion.

Armsadmon created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armsadmon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Armsadmon, she will laugh at you.

Armsadmon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Armsadmon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Armsadmon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Always wear purple.