Fodgargof is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, clever rat.

Fodgargof created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Fodgargof, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fodgargof, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fodgargof's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fodgargof's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Fodgargof must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fodgargof.