Nigpodmob is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent chicken.

Nigpodmob created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigpodmob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nigpodmob, it will turn you into a rock.

Nigpodmob's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nigpodmob's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide from cyan eagles for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nigpodmob.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill great tits.