Bigbegarn is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish wyvern.

Bigbegarn created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigbegarn, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bigbegarn, she will destroy your home planet.

Bigbegarn's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bigbegarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to badgers while wearing turquoise dresses.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.