Ligflisflig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish dove.

Ligflisflig created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligflisflig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ligflisflig, he will remove you from existence.

Ligflisflig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ligflisflig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ligflisflig.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Ligflisflig four times a day.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.