Jopwongep is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish dragon.

Jopwongep created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopwongep, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jopwongep, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jopwongep's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Jopwongep's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. You must pray to Jopwongep seven times a day.