Hakzogbit Quagtargcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust manatee.

Hakzogbit Quagtargcuss created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakzogbit Quagtargcuss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hakzogbit Quagtargcuss, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hakzogbit Quagtargcuss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hakzogbit Quagtargcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never wear tights.

5. You must never eat cherries.