Ingdiblik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable centipede.

Ingdiblik created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingdiblik, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingdiblik, it will turn you into a worm.

Ingdiblik's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ingdiblik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never feed corn to gulls while wearing tights.