Quarthudton is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, contented hummingbird.

Quarthudton created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quarthudton, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quarthudton, she will throw large rocks at you.

Quarthudton's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Quarthudton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never wear purple trousers.

5. Always pray immersed in water.