Nadsandvilrotrut Butwipmob is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing wolf.

Nadsandvilrotrut Butwipmob created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadsandvilrotrut Butwipmob, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadsandvilrotrut Butwipmob, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nadsandvilrotrut Butwipmob's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nadsandvilrotrut Butwipmob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Always obey Nadsandvilrotrut Butwipmob's priests.