Sagrakdam is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, weak wolf.

Sagrakdam created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagrakdam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagrakdam, he will manifest in front of you.

Sagrakdam's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sagrakdam's Holy Commandments

1. Sagrakdam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never hop in the presence of hamsters.

4. Sagrakdam loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about asteroids.