Sandlungam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-confident manatee.

Sandlungam created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandlungam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sandlungam, he will turn you into a rat.

Sandlungam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sandlungam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sandlungam on top of all buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.