Rakjatren is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able naga.

Rakjatren created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakjatren, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rakjatren, it will turn you into a rat.

Rakjatren's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rakjatren's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rakjatren on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Rakjatren loves mice, so they must be honoured.