Spagsakmot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast seal.

Spagsakmot created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagsakmot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Spagsakmot, she will torture you forever.

Spagsakmot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Spagsakmot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing fawn coats and balancing five iron spheres on your face.