Bidhakmetdan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust bird.

Bidhakmetdan created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Bidhakmetdan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bidhakmetdan, he will turn you into a worm.

Bidhakmetdan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bidhakmetdan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight goats approach from the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bidhakmetdan.