Mobfadtad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring eagle.

Mobfadtad created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobfadtad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mobfadtad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mobfadtad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mobfadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise mice, for they are unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if nine whales approach from the north.

5. Mobfadtad loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.