Godcenken is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, amazing pig.

Godcenken created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godcenken, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godcenken, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Godcenken's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Godcenken's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shirts.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Godcenken in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away from white badgers, for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Godcenken seven times a day.

5. Godcenken must be the most important thing in your life.