Armbepquat Padbotquafrat Viltikhug is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tiresome duck.

Armbepquat Padbotquafrat Viltikhug created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armbepquat Padbotquafrat Viltikhug, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Armbepquat Padbotquafrat Viltikhug, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Armbepquat Padbotquafrat Viltikhug's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Armbepquat Padbotquafrat Viltikhug's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Armbepquat Padbotquafrat Viltikhug.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Armbepquat Padbotquafrat Viltikhug on top of all buildings.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat lentils.