Tenlinquaffobsad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, deceitful chicken.

Tenlinquaffobsad created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenlinquaffobsad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tenlinquaffobsad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tenlinquaffobsad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tenlinquaffobsad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never paint your face magenta.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tenlinquaffobsad must be the most important thing in your life.