Dosstabpogveen Dabdancan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful elephant.

Dosstabpogveen Dabdancan created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosstabpogveen Dabdancan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dosstabpogveen Dabdancan, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dosstabpogveen Dabdancan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dosstabpogveen Dabdancan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not keep eight seals in a large pit.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dosstabpogveen Dabdancan on top of all buildings.