Wabmigstragdot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, kind shark.

Wabmigstragdot created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wabmigstragdot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wabmigstragdot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wabmigstragdot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Wabmigstragdot's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near seals while wearing purple trousers.

5. You must never eat melons.