Lanfedrow is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying raven.

Lanfedrow created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanfedrow, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lanfedrow, she will turn you into a puffin.

Lanfedrow's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lanfedrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Lanfedrow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill eagles.