Hombutrap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, competent lion.

Hombutrap created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombutrap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hombutrap, she will ignore you.

Hombutrap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hombutrap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hombutrap.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.